a haiku for Illinois.
Thursday it was 98.
You are the worst state.
“I, Amy Myers, do hereby challenge Representative Michele Bachmann to a Public Forum Debate and/or Fact Test on The Constitution of the United States, United States History and United States Civics” —
-New Jersey high school sophomore Amy Myers, who would totally kick Bachmann’s ass.
File under “Things too embarrassing to ever be allowed to happen.”