March 2012
ihopericksantorum:
I hope Rick Santorum accidentally clicks “Send image” everytime he wants to save an image, and he has to wait for Outlook Express to open.
“I’m not that interesting to follow around. I don’t fall down and you can’t see...”
– Jon Hamm, Esquire
How many Freudian analysts does it take to change...
johnfenixaran:
Two. One to change it, and the other to hold the penis.
LADDER.
I MEANT LADDER.
Promise to Be Sweet? Get Free Chocolate →
A publicity stunt never tasted so good.
ihopericksantorum:
I hope Rick Santorum sees someone he likes wave at him, and he waves back, but then it turns out they were actually waving at Obama behind him, and so Rick feels like an idiot.
ihopericksantorum:
I hope Rick Santorum accidentally wears a white sweater on spaghetti day in the cafeteria but manages to get through the entire meal without getting any sauce on the sweater until the very last bite, when the noodle swings a little and flicks a sauce stain on his sweater and ruins the rest of his day.
whatokay:
Over 200 years ago America declared independence from Britain, and American teens have been trying to go back ever since.
What if ee cummings just didn't know how to work...
je sus fu c k i ng chris t how do e s thi s t ype w r i t er w o r k
-e.e. cummings
ihopericksantorum:
I hope Rick Santorum gets hit by a red heat-seeking turtle shell just as he’s about to win the race.
Bleeding-Heart Liberal: Woman demanding care at... →
dumbthingswhitepplsay:
abaldwin360:
RICHMOND HEIGHTS • Anna Brown wasn’t leaving the emergency room quietly.
She yelled from a wheelchair at St. Mary’s Health Center security personnel and Richmond Heights police officers that her legs hurt so badly she couldn’t stand.
She had…
